Preggo Watch: Handy ‘Fuck You’ Bumper Stickers

If, like any other normal lady human, you are highly protective of your body when you’re carrying another human inside, then you might find yourself ultra freaked out at all the asshole drivers there are on the road.

When I was pregnant with Jacob, some dickwad with a tiny penis (fact) drove so dangerously close to me up the M50, flashing his lights, beeping his horn and being a general cunt for no reason, that I had this bumper sticker made.

Please feel free to take it and use it with my blessings xxxx