I forgot how much crap I’d need for a new baby. Not only have I had to carry this increasingly tricky weight around inside my body for the last almost-a-year, but now I’m going to be responsible for carting around a buggy, changing bag, carrier, spare clothes, wipes, nappies, bottles, toys, food, the dog, my almost three year old…. oh fuck – HOW DID I FORGET ALL OF THIS?!!!